The Holy Writings
Mail-a-Pope(and a Sex God)
Our Faithful Members and Ministers
Frequently Asked Questions about the Church
Cotav News: Avacado 'round the world!
I love my Bonsai Kitten, THe Official Housepet of The Church of the Avocado!
The Official Housepet of the Church of the Avocado.

Our God in Two of His Many Forms: